The Guilty Mind


25, almost-lawyer, Jewish, based in the suburbs of Toronto.

Likes: Travel, word play, my Kindle, winning (but not in the Charlie Sheen kind of way. I'm just competitive), tea, my job (mostly), Law and Order, the Toronto Blue Jays, manly men, Scrabble, friends who have known me since grade school, friends who have known me for a shorter amount of time and have thus missed that awkward thing I did with my hair in junior high, pop culture, men with Irish, British, or Scottish accents, Trivial Pursuit, my Law and Order gavel that goes “chung chung" when you hit it, and Oxford commas.

Dislikes: When people stop to talk in the middle of hallways or doorways, drivers who don't signal, cooked peppers, commuting to work, socks, when people type “kewl” when they mean “cool” (it's the same amount of letters, come on!), legal citation, the phrase “we need to talk”, jdate, and birds.

My other blog is http://efccooking.tumblr.com/. It has many more original posts (instead of reblogs) but is much less hilarious.

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nationalpost:

Target unveils Canadian stores Target Corp. has announced the first 105 locations that it will take over from Zellers when it begins opening stores in Canada in early 2013. “This is just the first wave,” Target Canada president Tony Fisher told media in a presentation in Chicago Thursday.The list includes properties in 10 provinces; 13 in Alberta, 15 in British Columbia, five in Manitoba, one in New Brunswick, two in Newfoundland and Labrador, two in Nova Scotia, 45 in Ontario, one in PEI, 19 in Quebec, and two in Saskatchewan. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Finally!  Now, I never have to go to Buffalo.  All the same brands, SVP.

nationalpost:

Target unveils Canadian stores
Target Corp. has announced the first 105 locations that it will take over from Zellers when it begins opening stores in Canada in early 2013. “This is just the first wave,” Target Canada president Tony Fisher told media in a presentation in Chicago Thursday.

The list includes properties in 10 provinces; 13 in Alberta, 15 in British Columbia, five in Manitoba, one in New Brunswick, two in Newfoundland and Labrador, two in Nova Scotia, 45 in Ontario, one in PEI, 19 in Quebec, and two in Saskatchewan. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Finally!  Now, I never have to go to Buffalo.  All the same brands, SVP.

Source: nationalpost

  1. sunilhomes reblogged this from nationalpost
  2. cherryflavouredrefreshements reblogged this from ladywhalersofthemoon
  3. redintoothandclaw reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD. I’m sorry. I don’t care if this makes me look trashy, I fucking love target.
  4. busysupervising reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  5. associatedrants reblogged this from liekomgz and added:
    ^They say that like we don’t have superstores down here already. It’s not the arctic. These ‘new’ targets are just going...
  6. liekomgz reblogged this from paddagonia and added:
    45 in ontario. holy shit.
  7. socalfeminist reblogged this from notnadia and added:
    My communications professor once told the class during lecture, “If Target doesn’t have it, you don’t need it.”
  8. eleigh reblogged this from notnadia and added:
    I always consider it a spectacular accomplishment when I walk out of Target with only the things I intended to buy. I...
  9. jackalltimelow reblogged this from caballe and added:
    “Terrarium Shopping Centre, Pointe Claire” YEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
  10. thejuanreyes reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    Am I stupid to have assumed...there were targets everywhere?
  11. caballe reblogged this from notnadia and added:
    • Galeries d,Anjou, Anjou WALKING DISTANCE, AW YEAH. ntz ntz ntz.
  12. notnadia reblogged this from amadgirl-withablog and added:
    Seriously. You’re welcome, Canada.
  13. mens-rea reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    Finally! Now, I never have to go to Buffalo. All...same brands, SVP.
  14. ladywhalersofthemoon reblogged this from film-schooled and added:
    I was ready to get mad about an American store taking things over but then I saw they were just taking over Zellers. I’m...
  15. allthingsnewss reblogged this from nationalpost
  16. kalelle reblogged this from notactive1 and added:
    Considering that Target is pretty much just Zellers, I’m pretty sure I can manage to keep ignoring the fuck out of it.
  17. kuwaitigenius reblogged this from nationalpost
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  19. blowoutyourcandleslaura reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    my neighbourhood...turning into one. So excited.
  20. film-schooled reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
    Toronto locations are totally shit. Boo.
  21. legallypresent reblogged this from nationalpost
  22. meera--reed reblogged this from amadgirl-withablog and added:
    Nooooo they’re not opening one in my town!
  23. jaydeleau reblogged this from amadgirl-withablog
  24. notactive1 reblogged this from amadgirl-withablog and added:
    ^lmao that’s what we do with walmart here
  25. amadgirl-withablog reblogged this from notactive1 and added:
    Oh Canada, you’re not even gonna know what hit you. Soon you too will be walking into Target for razors, and razors...