The Guilty Mind


25, almost-lawyer, Jewish, based in the suburbs of Toronto.

Likes: Travel, word play, my Kindle, winning (but not in the Charlie Sheen kind of way. I'm just competitive), tea, my job (mostly), Law and Order, the Toronto Blue Jays, manly men, Scrabble, friends who have known me since grade school, friends who have known me for a shorter amount of time and have thus missed that awkward thing I did with my hair in junior high, pop culture, men with Irish, British, or Scottish accents, Trivial Pursuit, my Law and Order gavel that goes “chung chung" when you hit it, and Oxford commas.

Dislikes: When people stop to talk in the middle of hallways or doorways, drivers who don't signal, cooked peppers, commuting to work, socks, when people type “kewl” when they mean “cool” (it's the same amount of letters, come on!), legal citation, the phrase “we need to talk”, jdate, and birds.

My other blog is http://efccooking.tumblr.com/. It has many more original posts (instead of reblogs) but is much less hilarious.

Ask me anything

31st October 2011

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jacquesofalltrades:

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah | Tracy Jordan 


Happy Halloween! 

(via danhacker)

I will always reblog this.  Happy Halloween (and Mazel Tov on your bar mitzvah)!

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    Halloween (and Mazel Tov on your bar mitzvah)!
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    I would love nothing more than to spend my Halloween with the cast of 30 Rock.
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    One of my favorite things ever.
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