July 2012
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I think that a major thunderstorm is the perfect reason to curl up in bed with coffee, cookie dough, and all the episodes of CSI that guest star Liev Schreiber.
Anyone want to cuddle?
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Vegas on Sunday!
Suggestions for places to go / things to see / places to eat?
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throwingmilkshakesatcars replied to your post: I didn’t get the job. On the bright side, I now…
yay?
Yes and no. I wasn’t in love with the idea of living in that small a town (I need my lattes and bagels!), but I did like the work they did, and really, the chance to start fresh in a new place.
Next jobs to apply for are in scenic Mississauga (the “scenic” was sarcasm)...
I didn’t get the job. On the bright side, I now don’t have to move to Bracebridge.
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Son of a bitch...
Waiting to hear about this job is killing me. I can’t stand to be away from my phone and I can feel a very physical response to the stress.
Worst part is that I barely even thought about this job before I was offered the interview. I applied using a copy and pasted cover letter and CV, and forgot about the position very shortly after I applied. But after interviewing there (and this week...
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Watchpopculturebrain:
New Badman Sketch from CH: Batman Meets Two-Face | CollegeHumor
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Unpopular Toronto Opinion:
The Bier Markt is ridiculously overrated.
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Currently playing the three good songs from this last season of Glee. On repeat.
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cattitudesrawr replied to your post: Any book recommendations?
Have you read “Let’s Pretend this Never Happened”? Pretty funny. Good summer reading
Just downloaded it. Thanks!
Any book recommendations?
Channing Tatum Planning 'Magic Mike' Sequel | THR →
Best news I’ve heard all day.
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Update (re: my life)
Because this is a blog, not just a place where I post pictures of hedgehogs and law-related puns!
On Tuesday, I had a job interview for a staff lawyer position at a legal aid clinic. I think it went fairly smoothly. The clinic is small and the people were nice, and it’s the kind of law that I’d like to practise. However, it is in a super tiny town (<15,000 people) two hours away...
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Can the internet cross its collective fingers for...
I (finally) have a job interview for a staff lawyer position at a legal aid clinic. It’s been about a year and a half since I’ve had to interview for a job, so I feel nervous and out of practice.
Any advice?
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Watchlukeswife:
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brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
Oh my god. Tears. I don’t think it’s normal how much this made me laugh.
CRYIOG SO MUUCHD ASKFJSDG
THAT’S IT I’M DONE FUCKING HELP ME I’M...
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